Thanks for taking care of my flowers while I’m out of town. You’ll find the hose in the backyard and a stepladder in the garage. See you in August!

The neighborhood just wasn’t the same after Sam’s Club expanded into the nursery business.

Getting to know you! Introducing the President/CEO of DC WASA, Alexis H. Roberson.

My vote goes to Guinness…

Home of the Mother’s Day Plant Thieves

a staunch supporter of w, mr. clark freely showed his love of bush, and was proud to do it!

While it is safe to say our Mitchell has several great qualities like his green thumb, modestly is not one of them.

Herb’s got my vote.

“No one could ever bring themselves to tell the cat lady that those aren’t felines hanging by her door…”

Oh no. I haven’t felt this bad since I set my “slow” cousin Grady’s shoelaces aflame just before the three legg-ed race at the family reunion — never saw the little bugger move so fast before or since.

I might point out that my comment was meant to express the refreshing directness of Petworthians vs. those snotty, tennis-sweater wearing fops over in Georgetown, and not necessarily suggestin’ any actual insanity (batshit or otherwise) to the saintly widower — who is probably kind to small animals and feeds homeless lepers too.

That being said, heartwarming story aside, I bet there are at least a few stone-hearted neighbors that wish his industrious and impressive tribute might have been more… erm… indoors. Perhaps ceramic plates depicting the apostles?

when the term “Going Green” is taken out of context.

‘Noha’s Arch Goes Green’
A passionate preparation in saving every species of plants incase we go underwater due to Polar ice melt.

Chrissy wins.