Comments on: PoP Profile: Monkeyrotica – Blog Commenter Extraordinaire

By: nylonthread

nylonthread — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:33:50 +0000

Groak! Hey, there are so many peeps chained up down there I forgot about you! So, um, getting enough bread & water? And wait! Yr stealing our WiFI!! More flogging for you. And you’ll be forced to watch “The Swimmer” on constant reply.

By: Groak!

Groak! — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:03:10 +0000

Well, technically, I’m chained in Monkey’s basement. But “volition” is pretty subjective.

By: IMGoph

IMGoph — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:14:25 +0000

jojo: your belief that a dorky guy who gets profiled on this website has some group of “followers” that he can conjure up to defend him at a whim is silly at best, stupid at worst.

i post to, and read from, a TON of blogs in this city. so do a lot of these other people. we aren’t here because of monkey or anyone else. we’re here of our own volition. don’t insinuate otherwise.

By: JoJo Turner

JoJo Turner — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:21:14 +0000

Monkey you’re corny.. your “droves” of followers are worse. Please stop referring them here to defend you.

By: Kelly O

Kelly O — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:46:36 +0000

Great profile! Nylonthread and Monkey are a charming set. If you ever are lucky enough to get invited to one of their parties, you’re in for a treat.

“Darth JoJo”: hee! Monkey, you are a funny, funny man. It so weird, these people don’t know you at all. For one thing, “fat”? Hardly. You fill out a pair of leather pants right nice. Rowr. “Burger King”: ha! Not unless they recently got a 4-star rating. Monkey has the best palate of anyone I know and is a genius in the kitchen. And “new found celebrity”: He may be a new-found celebrity to you, but he’s always been our Dorothy Parker.

Yeah, maybe he is a little swarmy, though.

By: monkeyrotica

monkeyrotica — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:40:10 +0000

Yes. Good. I can feel the anger flowing through you. You hate as only the young can hate; with a reckless, all-encompassing hate. Every online celebretard is $h!t and must be HATED. It gives you strength. It gives you focus. Pick up your jedi weapon. I am defenseless. Strike me down. Fulfill your destiny and take your place at my side.

Henceforth, you shall be known as…Darth JoJo.

By: nylonthread

nylonthread — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:27:47 +0000

Hey, I keep our basement smelling sweet and clean. Maybe! And since Monkey cooks all our fabulously prepared, healthy, wonderful meals (am I scoring points here, Monkey? keep cooking!) from scratch (purchased at ethnically ambiguous bodega-marts), I can’t say we’ve ever had a burger-corp wrapper in the house. Ach, we’re pretty normal over here. Except when Monkey decides to climb up on the roof and quote entire soliloquies from Hamlet. Man, I hate when he does that.

By: JoJo Turner

JoJo Turner — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:05:48 +0000

I can see Monkey covered in burger king wrappers with star wars figurines strewn across a foul smelling basement while feverishly darts from blog to blog sick with the fever of new found celebrity.

By: blittle

blittle — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:41:53 +0000

@jojo: I resemble that remark! Maybe! Except i live in dc and I’m not a dude. but i am swarmy like poo on a sidewalk on a hot summer’s day.

I don’t know if now is the time i give you your constellation prize for figuring it all out. But, since i’m anonymous and all on the internet, I’m just going to keep on hiding in my grandma’s basement watching house while scratching my ass while waiting for my hot pockets to heat up.

By: JoJo Turner

JoJo Turner — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 21:41:18 +0000

IMGoph – I’ll say anything to anyone. Trust me darling.

monkey – smarmy. attack the typo. Evade the truths.