This is not an entry, but seriously Petworth is the land of bean-pies (whatever those may be)… I see adverts for different bean pie companies everywhere! What is that all about? I wonder if they’re good.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bean_pie

Fruit of Islam (“the FOI boys”) would always peddle bean pies along with copies of their newspaper, The Final Call, along U Street. They used to hang out at Georgia and Florida Avenues all the time back in the day. If you see them bowtie wearing guys, you should check out their paper. It’s a riot! Did you know that white people were invented by an insane African scientist? Hell, I didn’t! They NEVER teach that stuff in schools run by WHITE DEVILS. FOI boys are actually pretty cool; they don’t smoke, drink, do drugs, or bang anyone except their wives. They’re practically Mormons except, y’know, with the whole UFO thing going on.

Buy Any Beans Necessary.

diversification not education.

we got the bean-carrot niche market on lock – nobody phuck with the distribtors!

Just when you thought cabs couldn’t smell any worse

poor spell-checking plagues the set design of Slumdog Beanpie – a modern, yet gritty, updating of the Jack and the Beanstalk story

Akbar Distribtors: We’ve got bean pies & carrot cakes…all we need is “U”!

my vote’s for jrudian!

Laugh out loud idots…
A quick glance and you’ll never notice the missing letter.
A long stare you will get both confused then hungry.

Finally you drunkedly dial the number then quickly a voice answers “AKBAR DISTRIBTORS” you then say to the voice, “YOU MEAN DISTRIBUTORS” then the voice argues with you and yells “NO DISTRIBTORS FCKR” by then you had it with this guy and he says “GOT YOU” Man I was only playing man how many pies you want?

Aw shucks, without u we’re just bean pies & carrot cakes…