Just when I was feeling pretty good about myself, I saw an opportunity to stock up on self-loathing, and given my bargain shopping addiction, was powerless to resist.

Fear and Lothing isn’t just for Las Vegas anymore. Come lose your shirt (and gold) at Stan’s!

“Why trust your gold to those frauds on the TV when at Stan’s you can trade it in for some quality lothing?”

Eminem’s number one fan – Stan – survived driving his car off Key Bridge. He was subsequently arrested for having his girlfriend in the trunk. During his breif stint through the DC Justice System he was able to build the skillz neccessary to start his own business.

Pat, I’d like to buy a C. Oh, you can only buy vowels…then I’d like to solve the puzzle. Then I’d like to buy an A.

Stan once dreamed of providing discount clothing for all through his seemingly foolproof plan of spinning straw into gold. Many failed attempts and several batches of specialty straw strains later, Stan now “lothes” discounts.

I vote for quigley!

Why pay full price to be unsatisfied with your place in life? Stop by Stan’s for some discount loathing. We’ll mock your financial status, emotional insecurity and any repressed issues from your childhood. All at a discount price!