Comments on: PoP Photo Archives Captions Contest

By: KR

KR — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:34:45 +0000

After failing to defeat Austin Powers, Goldmember (real name: Stan) opened a clothing store. We like goooold! And discount clooooothes!

By: CHisOK

CHisOK — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:33:06 +0000

Why pay full price to be unsatisfied with your place in life? Stop by Stan’s for some discount loathing. We’ll mock your financial status, emotional insecurity and any repressed issues from your childhood. All at a discount price!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:58:39 +0000

Because you wouldn’t dream of puting your trouser snake in someone else’s pAnts.

By: anon

anon — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:04:52 +0000

I vote for quigley!

By: USA! USA!

USA! USA! — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:44:27 +0000

This shop fits Chairman Mao to a ‘T’.

By: annieon11th

annieon11th — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:36:11 +0000

Stan once dreamed of providing discount clothing for all through his seemingly foolproof plan of spinning straw into gold. Many failed attempts and several batches of specialty straw strains later, Stan now “lothes” discounts.

By: Sunny Florida Avenue

Sunny Florida Avenue — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:50:07 +0000

Remember kids, it’s not stealing from your grandma if she’s too old to even know.

By: MarkB

MarkB — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:12:31 +0000

Pat, I’d like to buy a C. Oh, you can only buy vowels…then I’d like to solve the puzzle. Then I’d like to buy an A.

By: 20something

20something — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:39:25 +0000

If there is one things Washingtonians do well, it’s loathe on a budget

By: Bryan

Bryan — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:29:31 +0000

Eminem’s number one fan – Stan – survived driving his car off Key Bridge. He was subsequently arrested for having his girlfriend in the trunk. During his breif stint through the DC Justice System he was able to build the skillz neccessary to start his own business.