Thanks to a reader for sending this hilarious photo. Your captions in the comments and winner picked Friday. I know I still have some t-shirts to deliver and will do so as soon as snowsanity ends!
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I'm down that way all the time at Harris Teeter, I've been watching it progress since a...
gonna guess you're not PD cone...
DC people can be mean and ugly.
I bike past it too and from work daily and dig it. I'm amazed at how quickly huge...
General contractors guess and figure. Acoustical engineers know and calculate. Hire an...
Ringo needs to go on “The Biggest Loser”.
+1!
Crossing guard training, day 1. Only the strong survive.
Hear no evil, see no evil, stop no evil
“Abbey Road
The Green Line”
There’s always one…
“Stop” sometimes isn’t enough to get everyone to stop.
you said the stimulus didn’t create jobs?
SnOMG, remember when there wasn’t any snow in DC? Those were the days…
Hell No We Won’t Go [Stop]
Flabby Road
Crossing guard stop traffic to allow baby crossing guards to go to crossing guard school. “Single file! Stop signs down!…Don’t think I don’t see you #2!”
Mayor Fenty’s kids live near by.
Winner!
After trying to make the light, Betty had to veer left to avoid the morning changing of the guards.
All Hands on Deck Phase III
With the fall of the 80s, the Village People decided to take a new approach.
In response to the growing fear of kindergartners, DC Crossing Guards are relying on safety in numbers.
Abbey Road 50th Reunion: Preparing for Beatles in wheelchairs.
From “Dick and Jane in DC”:
“Dick said ‘There is a cop.
‘Yes,’ said Jane. ‘The cop has a sign.’
‘What does it say?’ said Dick.
‘The sign says ‘Stop,’ said Jane.
‘Should we stop? Should we stop for the cop?’ said Dick.
‘No. We will not stop for the cop,’ said Jane.
‘Stop! Drop it!’ said the cop.
‘Let’s get the fuck outta here!’ said Dick.
‘No fucking shit!’ said Jane.
DC’s Finest are now issued anti-snowball paddles.
Needing money to repair their clubhouse, Fat Albert and the gang head out for the first day at their new job
Evolution of the DC Crossguard
So, I heard DC’s Red Light-Green-Light tryouts are this week.