You know, if there’s really nothing to steal in your car, stop locking it.

(You learn that by owning a convertible).

When I lived in Cleveland, my apartment was broken into twice, exactly a month apart.
Totally ransacked it the first time, but didn’t take anything of value.
Even though I had a computer, iPods, cameras, snowboard, DVD player, etc.
Second time, they broke in the front door, and only opened a couple of closets & threw a shoebox on my bed (this time was worse because it made no sense and since the front door was wide open, the dogs got outside and were running around confused).

Point: I also put signs up in my apartment windows. They were a little more threatening though.

Someone’s gonna break into the car to steal that sign.

Isnt this the joke where the perp leaves a note in the car saying, “Just Checking.”

A friend told me once to put broken bottles under my seats, so when they reach under there they get all cut up. I never did it (haven’t had car broken into since I moved uptown) but there you have it.