Funxion is located at 1309 F Street NW. Their Facebook page says:
“Phase I of the FunXion launch has come to an end & Management has decided to cease operations of the Metro Center Location until the launch of FunXion Phase II.
Become a member at www.funxion.com to receive a private invite to the Grand Opening of Phase II.
FunXion Phase II will include a fully revamped menu with catering, delivery and grab-n-go functional products unlike any other restaurant around. From FunXion to DysFunXion to MalFunXion, Phase II will include the most advanced functional food & beverage on the planet.
Thank you all for you support in the past prototype year & please hold on to any gift certificates regardless of expiration date – we will honor those at FunXion Phase II.”
“Phase II will include the most advanced functional food & beverage on the planet.” Aim high!
Not clear if Phase II will include changes to the space or not…
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